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Questions not usually asked

  • 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
  • 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
  • 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
  • 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
  • 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
  • 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
  • 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
  • 8: Do you have freckles?
  • 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
  • 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
  • 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
  • 14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
  • 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
  • 16: How many people have you slept with this week?
  • 17: What size is your bed?
  • 18: What is your Song of the week?
  • 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
  • 20: Do you still watch cartoons?
  • 21: Whats your least favorite movie?
  • 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
  • 23: What do you drink with dinner?
  • 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
  • 25: What is your favorite food?
  • 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
  • 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
  • 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
  • 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
  • 31: Can you change the oil on a car?
  • 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
  • 33: Ever ran out of gas?
  • 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
  • 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
  • 36: What is your usual bedtime?
  • 37: Are you lazy?
  • 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
  • 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
  • 40: How many languages can you speak?
  • 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
  • 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
  • 43: Are you stubborn?
  • 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
  • 45: Ever watch soap operas?
  • 46: Are you afraid of heights?
  • 47: Do you sing in the car?
  • 48: Do you sing in the shower?
  • 49: Do you dance in the car?
  • 50: Ever used a gun?
  • 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 53: Is Christmas stressful?
  • 54: Ever eat a pierogi?
  • 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57: Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 59: Take a vitamin daily?
  • 60: Wear slippers?
  • 61: Wear a bath robe?
  • 62: What do you wear to bed?
  • 63: First concert?
  • 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • 65: Nike or Adidas?
  • 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
  • 69: Ever take dance lessons?
  • 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • 71: Can you curl your tongue?
  • 72: Ever won a spelling bee?
  • 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • 74: Own any record albums?
  • 75: Own a record player?
  • 76: Regularly burn incense?
  • 77: Ever been in love?
  • 78: Who would you like to see in concert?
  • 79: What was the last concert you saw?
  • 80: Hot tea or cold tea?
  • 81: Tea or coffee?
  • 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
  • 83: Can you swim well?
  • 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • 85: Are you patient?
  • 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • 87: Ever won a contest?
  • 88: Ever have plastic surgery?
  • 89: Which are better black or green olives?
  • 90: Can you knit or crochet?
  • 91: Best room for a fireplace?
  • 92: Do you want to get married?
  • 93: If married, how long have you been married?
  • 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
  • 96: Do you have kids?
  • 97: Do you want kids?
  • 98: Whats your favorite color?
  • 99: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Bombard my inbox!
ofhounds

Anonymous asked:

Omfg so apparently non binary people can't fucking defend cis people without being accused of being cis themselves? You need to wipe up your tears piss baby.

ofhounds answered:

if you’re nb why are you harassing a trans person and defending “cisgendered” people anonymously on tumblr you fucking reprehensible piece of shit

stop sending me messages thank you and good night

fuckyeah-radicalfeminism

jcoleknowsbest:

Mo’Ne Davis Makes Little League World Series History In Three-Hit Shutout

The 13-year-old became the first girl to toss a complete game shutout in a Little League World Series-clinching contest Sunday thanks to a three-hit, six-strikeout effort for the Taney (Pa.) Dragons in an 8-0 victory over Newark (Del.)  At 70 mph, Davis’ pitching arm bested every boy and girl in the opposition. 

Source: Yahoo News

Knock ‘em dead girl!

fuckyeah-radicalfeminism

callipygianology:

englishjakes:

rosalind franklin discovered the double helix in dna but her research was stolen by two men before she could properly share the information and now watson and crick are famous for what she spent years studying

Plus she developed ovarian cancer that was most likely caused by radiation from the HUNDREDS of hours spent using x ray crystallography to ascertain the structure. She literally worked herself to death to be a footnote in most genetics textbooks.

fuckyeah-radicalfeminism

Woman is:

—-kicking strongly in your mother’s womb, upon which she is told, “It must be a boy, if it’s so active!”

—-being tagged with a pink beaded bracelet thirty seconds after you are born, and wrapped in pink blankets five minutes thereafter.

—-being confined to the Doll Corner in nursery school when you are really fascinated by Tinker Toys.

—-wanting to wear overalls instead of “frocks.”

—-learning to detest the words “dainty” and “cute. “

—-being labeled a tomboy when all you wanted to do was climb that tree to look out and see a distance.

—-learning to sit with your legs crossed, even when your feet can’t touch the floor yet.

—-hating boys—because they’re allowed to do things you want to do but are forbidden to—and being told hating boys is a phase.

—-learning that something you do is “naughty,” but when your brother does the same thing, it’s “spunky.”

—-wondering why your father gets mad now and then, but your mother mostly sighs a lot.

—-seeing grownups chuckle when you say you want to be an engineer or doctor when you grow up—and learning to say you want to be a mommy or a nurse, instead.

—-wanting to shave your legs at twelve and being agonized because your mother won’t let you.

—-being agonized at fourteen because you finally have shaved your legs, and your flesh is on fire.

—-being told nothing whatsoever about menstruation, so that you think you are bleeding to death with your first period, or:

—-being told all about it in advance by kids at school who titter and make it clear the whole thing is dirty, or:

—-being prepared for it by your mother, who carefully reiterates that it isn’t dirty, all the while talking just above a whisper, and referring to it as the “curse,” “being sick,” or “falling off the roof.”

—-feeling proud of and disgusted by your own body, for the first, but not last, time.

—-dreading summertime because more of your body with its imperfections will be seen—and judged.

—-liking math or history a lot and getting hints that boys are turned off by smart girls.

—-getting hints that other girls are turned off by smart girls.

—-finally getting turned off by smart girls, unconsciously dropping back, lousing up your marks, and being liked by the other kids at last.

—-having an intense crush on another girl or on a woman teacher and learning that that’s unspeakable.

Excerpt, "Barbarous Rituals," in Sisterhood is Powerful. (via yellowboxturtle)

Or realizing that “spunky” comes from “spunk”, a colloquialism for semen.

So when little girls are called “spunky”—and it’s a term used specifically for more “masculine” girls or tomboys—think of what they’re saying.

(via appropriately-inappropriate)

sloppyrectum

yugichrist asked:

hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

homohustle answered:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here